Episode 51: It’s Hot Chocolate Night…

Right. New Rules. Posting day is now a day ending in ‘y’ on a weekly basis…….probably. Also, there may be slightly more chaos.

Episode 50: Too Much Reality

And that’s Episode 50. Only one or two weeks late. Quite a long one and entirely lacking the Giant Death Ray wielding Mecha Santa I originally had planned. Also – I can’t help but notice I am not rich, famous, in possession of a legion of followers and/or living comfortably off the proceeds of this enterprise. It appears the Internet lied to me……

Episode 49: Sanity Test.

Episode 49. Nothing can stop me now.

Episode 48: I Pledge My Body And Soul To….

As if people still provide written resumes….

Episode 47: Get Me. The Mailboy!!

Rupert Dingly Pants with Stripey Socks is BACK IN THE GAME…..(Whothewhatthenow? Right here and then here and finally here.)

Episode 28: The 5 Stages of Betrayal Response.

Tentacles baby!

Episode 25: Welcome to the Business Mr Pants..

They take their re-orgs seriously at Big Toy Incorporated…

Episode 24: Reboot Fever!

For your information – The episode this episode references is Episode 13: ‘That’s Right! It Was Me All Along!!!’ . And yes. I am aware he has no hat and a smoking rocket pack in the original strip – Lets all assume panel one has already undergone a minor reboot.

Episode 14: You Need To Kill Him Now Obviously…

I think Santa may have just about had enough of this shit.

Episode 13: ‘That’s Right! It Was Me All Along!!’

Look at the shading on that smoke trail….

Episode 12: ROCKET PACK!!!!

That’s right! It was Rupert ALL ALONG! Choke on THAT M. Night Shymalan.

Episode 11: ‘I’m All About The Death Rays’.

Black and white is the new colour. But now TWICE WEEKLY!!!!! (for the foreseeable future….or until I lose my shit)…..AH HA!!! And now it’s in colour again. You can thank escaping the 60+ mins of crap that is My Kitchen Rules for giving me the extra time in my day for this……also I’m a fickle fickle bastard.